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I'm bored and I'm practicing with Illustrator, so if anyone would like anything digitally colored I'll do it for free. I just need something to practice on.:) Please give me something to do, thanks!:typerhappy:
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Best Friends

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FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying, "Damn we messed up... But man that was fun!"

FRIENDS: Never see you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from you tears.

FRIENDS: Barrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff for so long they forget it is yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you complete with quotes, but would never actually do it.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if the crowd is doing it.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Will come in and say, "I'm Home!"

FRIENDS: Will scold the person who was mean to you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will chose between knocking them down, or knocking them out!

FRIENDS: Will read this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will steal (Copy & Paste) this like I did
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●○ B R I T I S H ○●

[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football... not soccer.

Total: 4

○● POLISH ○●

[x] You love good and solid food.
[ ] You're a strict catholic.
[ ] You have a very bright eyecolor
[ ] you don't care about many things
[ ] you're a full family man.
[ ] You love to discuss
[ ] You be quick to take offence
[ ] You speak some Polish or Russian

Total: 1

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing.
[x] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something.

Total: 6


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 4


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is. (hell yes^.~)
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 3

○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain as: ............
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha
[x] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 3

○● I R I S H ○●

[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 3

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (who doesn't?)
[x] You like chicken. (again, who doesn't?:D)
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 3


○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slantysmall eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 3


○● G E R M A N ○●

[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 6

○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi. (they made us watch it in healthXD)

Total: 3


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 2

○● B E L G I A N ○●

[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules. (all chocolate rules:D)
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (the Sounders are actually alright=))
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 4

○● D U T C H ○●

[ ] You like the colour orange.
[x] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at buildinghandiworkprojects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 4


○● A R A B ○●

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 0

I'm Austaralian and German.XD
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Has no life

6 min read
Stolen from :iconxxwillow-chanxx:

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
( ) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane
(x) The Princess Bride
( ) AnchorMan
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
( ) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 10

( ) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch
(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
( ) Signs
(x) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
(x) I, Robot
(x) Robots
And with these we have: 24

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
( ) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
(x) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(x) King Kong
( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumber & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
( ) Flubber
Total so far: 30

( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
(x) Coach Carter
( ) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
(x) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 37

( ) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Slevin
( ) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Bosses Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
( ) Rush Hour
( ) Rush Hour 2
It's creeping up there: 44

( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
(x) X-Men
(x) X2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Oh boy. : 60

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle on 34th street
( ) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castle
( ) Boogeyman
( ) The 40-year-old-virgin
(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
( ) BASEketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
(x) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three
XD i have no like lol : 68

( ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x)Monsters Inc.
(x)Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
( ) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
(x) Hulk
( ) Dawn Of the Dead
( ) Hook
(x) Chronicle Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
( ) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
( )Waterworld
( ) Kill Bill vol 1
( ) Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
(x) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) The Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
...: 74

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolution
( ) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
( ) Team America: World Police
( ) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
( ) Hannibal

TOTAL: 84

I have no life!XD
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Lolololol

3 min read
Stolen from :iconvolts48:
[x] Mother.
[x] Father.
[ ] Step-Father.
[ ] Step-Mother.
[ ] Step Sister.
[ ] Step Brother.
[x] Brother.
[ ] Brother In Law.
[ ] Sister.
[ ] Sister In Law.
[ ] Half sister.
[ ] Half brother.
[ ] Nephew.
[ ] Niece.
[x] Boyfriend/Girlfriend.
[x] Mobile phone.
[ ] Own bathroom.
[x] Own room.
[ ] Have/had a swimming pool.
[ ] Have/had a hot tub.
[ ] Guest room.
[x] Living Room.
[ ] Own computer.
[ ] Own TV.
[x] Flat TV.
[x] There is some big carpet at your house.

Total: 10

[x] Full size/Queen bed.
[ ] More than 8 pairs of shoes.
[x] MP3 Player.
[ ] PS3
[ ] Nintendo DS.
[ ] Gameboy/Advance.
[ ] Gamecube.
[x] Xbox/Xbox 360.
[ ] Wii.
[ ] Your Own Laptop.
[ ] Basketball net/hoop.
[ ] Air hockey table.
[ ] Pool table.
[x] Ping pong table.
[ ] Football table.
[x] Sport gear.

Total so far: 15

[x] Night stand.
[x] Stereo in bedroom.
[ ] surround system.
[ ] DVD player in bedroom/portable.

Total so far: 17

[ ] Go shopping at least once a week.
[ ] Expensive cologne/perfume.
[ ] AIM/MSN.
[x] Camera on phone.

Total so far: 18

[ ] Go Cart/car/quad.
[x] Guitar/drums/bass
[x] Piano/Keyboard.
[x] Any other instrument.
[x] Been on a cruise
[x] Traveled out of the country.
[ ] Had a personal trainer.
[ ] Expensive jewelry.
[x] Met a Celeb.

Total so far: 24

[ ] Straightener/curling iron.
[ ] Have been to a batting cage.
[ ] Have $100 on you right now in your pocket/wallet.
[x] Credit card or ATM card or debit card or bank card.
[ ] Have a TV in your room.
[x] Mirror in your room.
[x] Window in your room.
[ ] Been to Paris.
[x] Been to London.
[ ] Been to Australia.
[ ] Been to New Zealand.
[ ] Been to Ireland.
[ ] Been to Fiji
[ ] Been to a place written in 7 wonders.

Total so far: 28

[x] Parents have a car
[ ] Have owned or own a Jet ski/boat
[x] Had/have Camped
[x] Been to 3+ states/countries/provinces
[ ] 80+ buddies on facebook/myspace

Total so far: 31

[x] Home cooked meal almost everyday
[ ] Been in a limo
[x] Been in a helicopter
[x] Own a camera
[x] Have been to Disneyland/World more than 2 times (I've been three times)
Total: 35

1-25 = Ghetto!
26-40 = Average Teen!
41-50 = Spoiled Teen!
51+ = Upper Class Snob!
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